This is an outrageously funny humour book featuring 101 euphemisms for penis, including 70 original full colour illustrations. Pop artist Todd Harris Goldman delivers one of the funniest little books about 'anatomy' ever published. With 101 hilarious euphemisms for 'penis' and 25 full colour illustrations representing some of the best selections, "Dicktionary" will make all the other books on the shelf blush. Note: each illustration will appear on a single page in a playful font, and 25 or so will be illustrated, including: the Kentucky Telescope; Cock-a-saurus Rex; Eggplant Parma-Johnson; the Molten Mushroom; Winky the Milk Spitting Wonder Ferret; Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger; Bow-Legged Swamp Donkey; One-Holed Bologna Phone; Mr. Bigglesworth; Mayonnaise Cannon; King Kong Schlong; One-Eyed Wrinkle-Necked Trouser Trout; Pump-Action Porridge Bazooka; Twelve Inch Train of Pain; Charlie Russel the One-Eyed Muscle; Fandangled Mandangler; Squirmin' Herman the One-Eyed German; Single Serving Soup Dispenser; Uncle Throbby; Deep-Veined Purple-Helmeted Spartan of Love; Heat Seeking Moisture Missile; Puds McKenzie; Tennessee Throatwarmer; Big Jake the One-Eyed; Snake; Men Sweater; and, Not-So-Long Duck Dong.
