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I A Story of Stolen Salamis |
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3 | (34) |
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4 | (1) |
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5 | (1) |
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6 | (2) |
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8 | (1) |
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9 | (1) |
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10 | (1) |
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11 | (1) |
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12 | (1) |
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The Two Davises and the Rug |
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13 | (5) |
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Contingency (vs. Necessity) |
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18 | (1) |
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Brief Incident in Short a, Long a, and Schwa |
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19 | (1) |
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Contingency (vs. Necessity) 2: On Vacation |
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20 | (1) |
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A Story Told to Me by a Friend |
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21 | (2) |
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23 | (1) |
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24 | (2) |
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26 | (1) |
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27 | (1) |
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28 | (1) |
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My Sister and the Queen of England |
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29 | (2) |
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31 | (1) |
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Letter to a Frozen Peas Manufacturer |
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32 | (1) |
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33 | (4) |
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37 | (48) |
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I Ask Mary About Her Friend, the Depressive, and His Vacation |
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38 | (1) |
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39 | (1) |
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40 | (6) |
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46 | (1) |
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47 | (1) |
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48 | (1) |
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49 | (1) |
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50 | (1) |
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51 | (10) |
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61 | (1) |
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62 | (1) |
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How I Know What I Like (Six Versions) |
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63 | (1) |
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64 | (1) |
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The Force of the Subliminal |
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65 | (2) |
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67 | (1) |
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68 | (1) |
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69 | (1) |
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70 | (1) |
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71 | (1) |
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72 | (5) |
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The Language of the Telephone Company |
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77 | (1) |
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The Coachman and the Worm |
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78 | (2) |
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Letter to a Marketing Manager |
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80 | (5) |
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III The Last of the Mohicans |
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85 | (58) |
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86 | (1) |
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87 | (1) |
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88 | (2) |
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90 | (1) |
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91 | (1) |
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92 | (1) |
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93 | (1) |
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94 | (1) |
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95 | (1) |
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How I Read as Quickly as Possible Through My Back Issues of the TLS |
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96 | (5) |
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Notes During Long Phone Conversation with Mother |
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101 | (1) |
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102 | (1) |
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103 | (2) |
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I'm Pretty Comfortable, But I Could Be a Little More Comfortable |
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105 | (7) |
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112 | (1) |
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113 | (1) |
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114 | (1) |
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115 | (1) |
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116 | (2) |
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118 | (16) |
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134 | (2) |
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Letter to a Peppermint Candy Company |
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136 | (3) |
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139 | (4) |
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IV Odon von Horvath Out Walking |
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143 | (92) |
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144 | (1) |
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The Problem of the Vacuum Cleaner |
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145 | (1) |
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146 | (25) |
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Learning Medieval History |
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171 | (1) |
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172 | (1) |
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173 | (1) |
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The Schoolchildren in the Large Building |
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174 | (1) |
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The Sentence and the Young Man |
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175 | (1) |
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Molly, Female Cat: History/Findings |
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176 | (3) |
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The Letter to the Foundation |
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The Results of One Statistical Study |
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208 | (1) |
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209 | (1) |
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Short Conversation (in Airport Departure Lounge) |
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210 | (1) |
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211 | (1) |
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212 | (2) |
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214 | (1) |
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215 | (1) |
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The Sky Above Los Angeles |
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216 | (1) |
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Two Characters in a Paragraph |
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217 | (1) |
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218 | (1) |
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The Language of Things in the House |
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219 | (7) |
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226 | (1) |
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Letter to a Hotel Manager |
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227 | (5) |
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232 | (3) |
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235 | (50) |
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236 | (2) |
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238 | (1) |
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239 | (3) |
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242 | (1) |
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Staying at the Pharmacist's |
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243 | (2) |
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245 | (1) |
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246 | (1) |
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A Small Story About a Small Box of Chocolates |
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247 | (4) |
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The Woman Next to Me on the Airplane |
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251 | (1) |
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252 | (1) |
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Wrong Thank-You in Theater |
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253 | (1) |
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254 | (2) |
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Sitting with My Little Friend |
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256 | (1) |
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257 | (2) |
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259 | (1) |
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260 | (1) |
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If at the Wedding (at the Zoo) |
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261 | (3) |
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The Gold Digger of Goldfields |
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264 | (2) |
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The Old Vacuum Cleaner Keeps Dying on Her |
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266 | (1) |
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Flaubert and Point of View |
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267 | (2) |
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269 | (1) |
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270 | (9) |
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Letter to the President of the American Biographical Institute, Inc. |
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279 | (3) |
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Nancy Brown Will Be in Town |
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282 | (1) |
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283 | (2) |
Notes and Acknowledgments |
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