Sam Neill is a legend, and in this magnificent book he shares his stories of family, friends and film with delicious irreverence, compassion and grace -- Laura Dern Just wonderful, so funny and charming and sharp. Sam Neill's lively, lovely book made me laugh out loud -- Meryl Streep Charming. A transparently lovely man, with a life hectically well lived * Mail on Sunday * A fabulously entertaining, insanely readable memoir of a life richly, royally, rambunctiously and righteously lived -- Stephen Fry Really, really, really funny. There are some cracking stories. I read it in one sitting! -- Lorraine Kelly I love this book, it's like spending time with you. A real treat. Fantastic -- Graham Norton Did I Ever Tell You This? is tender, funny and emotional, modest and generous, both unbearably sad and deliciously companionable -- Jane Campion