Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm, featuring gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.
“Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson’s Farm will enjoy this companion.” — Irish Times
Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and best-laid plans gone awry—Jeremy Clarkson’s farm truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
As one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldn’t believe Jeremy could really be that incompetent.
Never one to be discouraged, our hero decides to channel his entrepreneurial flair into a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, The Farmer’s Dog opens its doors.
All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling—the perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat.
What could possibly go wrong?
Besides the toilets packing up and the electricity running out, of course. As the Cotswolds’ newest publican quickly learns, there’s a lot more to running a pub than pulling pints.
Luckily, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to help him muddle through—especially now that his doctor has advised him to become a “vegetablist.”
*Along with the rest of China, apparently.
Praise for Clarkson’s Farm
“The best thing Clarkson’s done... It pains me to say this.” — The Guardian
“Shockingly hopeful.” — The Independent
“Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likable here.” — The Telegraph
“Quite lovely.” — The Times
Deck the fields with bales of barley – Clarkson’s back, and his funniest adventures yet make the perfect gift this Christmas!
Join gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive, Jeremy Clarkson, for another wildly entertaining year at Diddly Squat Farm.'Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion' IRISH TIMES
Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm. Clarkson’s farm is the gift that keeps on giving. But, as one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he just didn’t believe that Jeremy could be so incompetent.
Not one to be discouraged, however, our hero decides to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial flair to bear on a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, the doors open on
The Farmer’s Dog.
All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry protests in central London and a headbutting goat.
What, you may be asking, could possibly go wrong?
On top of the lavatories packing up and the electricity running out, you mean? As the Cotwolds’ newest publican quickly discovers, there’s a lot more to landlording than pulling pints.
Just as well, then, that he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald to help him through. Especially now his doctor’s told him he’s got to become a vegetablist …
*along with the whole of the rest of China, apparently
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Praise for Clarkson's Farm:'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . It pains me to say this' GUARDIAN
'Shockingly hopeful' INDEPENDENT
'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' TELEGRAPH
'Quite lovely' THE TIMES
