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How To Do Everything: (From the Man Who Should Know) [Pehme köide]

  • Formaat: Paperback / softback, 240 pages, kõrgus x laius x paksus: 228x154x17 mm, kaal: 249 g
  • Ilmumisaeg: 06-Sep-2011
  • Kirjastus: Random House USA Inc
  • ISBN-10: 0385667752
  • ISBN-13: 9780385667753
Teised raamatud teemal:
  • Formaat: Paperback / softback, 240 pages, kõrgus x laius x paksus: 228x154x17 mm, kaal: 249 g
  • Ilmumisaeg: 06-Sep-2011
  • Kirjastus: Random House USA Inc
  • ISBN-10: 0385667752
  • ISBN-13: 9780385667753
Teised raamatud teemal:
It may not be great literature — but at least it's handy.

From the mastermind of the hugely successful The Red Green Show comes a book that is going to change your life, or at least make you laugh  — a lot  — whenever you pick it up. And people are going to be picking it up for many years to come, because — like the long-rerunning TV shows  — there's not a topical gag in the book anywhere, so it's going to be funny for the forseeable future. And as its title suggests, this is also a terribly useful book. Among its very many gems of advice, it shows how to cook with acetylene, take revenge on a lawn mower, measure your hat size with a two-by-four, reduce your carbon footprint (it involves moving into a fruit tree located next to a liquor store) and make your own alternative fuel (which involves an empty propane tank and a full septic one).


From the Hardcover edition.

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Short-listed for Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour 2011.
Introduction vii
How to Survive the Seven Stages of Marriage 1(3)
Docking a Powerboat 4(1)
How to keep Birds Away 5(2)
How to Drink Responsibly 7(2)
Things Not to Say to the Bride 9(1)
How to Balance your Job and Home Life 10(1)
How to Reduce your Hotel Bill 11(1)
Quick Tip 1: Opening a Pickle Jar 12(1)
Plumbing Made Easy 13(1)
How to Form a Club 14(3)
Home Schooling 17(2)
Reviving Traditions of the Past 19(1)
Use This, Not This 20(1)
How to Apologize 21(2)
How to Get a Job 23(2)
How to Tell if You Have a Problem Teenager 25(1)
Quick Tip 2: What to Do About Squeaky Floorboards 26(1)
Bad Gift Weather Station 26(5)
How to Check your Marital Status 31(3)
How to Preserve Your Internal Kermit 34(2)
Income Tax Deductions That Are Worth a Try 36(22)
Behaviour Modification through observation 58
How to Improve your Gas Mileage on a Long Trip 40(1)
Hang the Expense 41(4)
How to Make Dinner More Romantic 45(2)
Seven Legal Things you Can Do with a Damp Basement 47
Quick Tip 3 Car Pulls to the Left 41(8)
Multiple-Choice Sensitive-Man Quiz. 49(3)
How to Dress 52(3)
How to Survive an Office Job 55(2)
How to Work Tirelessly 57(2)
Important Research For the Do-It-Yourselfer 59(1)
Twelve Ways Liven Up a Party 60(1)
Why We Have Rules 61(2)
Making Alternative Fuel 63(2)
Item That Don't Mix 65(1)
Quick Tip 4 Opening a Sticky Door 66(1)
How to Tell if you're Too Focused on your Job 66(2)
How your Pool Can Shovel Snow 68(1)
Important Life Lessons 69(1)
Less Is Mower 70(2)
People Who Shouldn't Drink Coffee 72(1)
Ten Reasons to Have a Gravel Driveway 72(2)
Reducing your Carbon Footprint 74(1)
How to Set Up your Home Entertainment System 75(5)
How to Have a UFO Sighting 80(1)
The Easy Way to Raise Children 81(2)
Quick Tip 5: Getting the Cork out of a Wine Bottle 83(2)
How to Sell a Questionable Used Car 85(1)
How to Avoid Conflict 85(1)
The Importance of a Ground Wire 86(1)
How to Feel Good About yourself 87(1)
What to Do With your Fitness Equipment 88(2)
Appearances Can Be Revealing 90(1)
How to Babysit 91(1)
How to Balance your Books 92(2)
How to Handle Messy People 94(1)
Quick Tip 6: Fixing a Leaky Roof 95(1)
How to Install a Parquet Floor 96(2)
The Motor-Sail-Cle 98(1)
How to Take Better Pictures 99(2)
Your First Cruise 101(2)
How to Split Firewood 103(1)
Cooking With Acetylene 104(2)
Getting More out of your Furnace 106(2)
How to Get Back at Your Lawn mower 108(1)
How to Sell your Home Privately 109(2)
Quick Tip 7 How to Measure Your Hat Size With a Two-by-Four 111(1)
How to Save Money on Auto Body Work. 112(2)
How to Use an Adjustable Wrench 114(2)
The Benefits of Fishing 116(2)
Wake-Up Calls 118(1)
How to Avoid Identity Theft 119(1)
How to Fight the Aging Process 120(2)
Good in the Clutch 122(2)
Starting your Chainsaw 124(1)
How to Avoid Traffic Violations 125(2)
Quick Tip 8: Getting Rid of a Bad Smell 127(1)
How to Survive Airport Experience 127(4)
How to Spot your Enemies 131(1)
How to Fix a Leaky Faucet 132(2)
The Computer is your Friend 134(1)
Pause For Thoughts: Some Words of Wisdom 135(1)
Choosing the Correct Fastener 136(22)
The Dangers of the "To Do" List 158
Safety Rules for the handyman 140(1)
The Miracle of Mechanical Advantage 141(3)
Quick Tip 9 Sealing a Drafty Window 144(1)
Passing the Torch 144(2)
Crisis Management 146(3)
Shades of Green 149(2)
The Million-Dollar Handyman 151(2)
How to Catch Mice 153(3)
The Demands of Boat ownership 156(2)
Handyman Fingerprints 158
Deciding Who Should Pay the Bills 141(23)
How to Tell if you're Boring 164(1)
Quick Tip 10: Slippery Stairs 165(1)
Another Pause For Thoughts 166
A Quiet Place 161(3)
The Dangers of Pointing a Finger 164(6)
How to Adjust to Global Warming 170(3)
Beware of Golf 173(1)
Don't Play Too Much Solitaire 174(1)
Friends with Benefits 175(2)
How to Prepare for the Big Day 177(1)
Quick Tip 11 Getting Farther on Empty 178(1)
Power Paint 178(5)
Respecting the Sensitive handyman 183(1)
The Real Ironman Triathlon 184(1)
In loving memory of the Two-Cycle Engine 185(2)
Translating Sailor Talk 187(1)
Old-Guy Practice 188(1)
Animal Defence 189(2)
How to Build your own Airplane 191(4)
How to Get Off the Grid 195(2)
Quick Tip 12 Can you Drink the Water? 197(1)
How to Manage Fire 197(1)
How to Manage Your Expectations 198(2)
How to outsmart a Raccoon 200(2)
Interpreting Body Messages 202(1)
High Steppers 203(3)
The Art of Mind Reading 206(1)
Rarely heard Sentences 207(1)
The Good Side of Bad Reflexes 208(2)
Think Healthy, Be Healthy 210(1)
Quick Tip 13 Should you Be Lifting This? 211(1)
A System For Gambling 212(1)
Remote Possibilities 213(2)
Subjects you Should Not Bring Up With your Wife 215(1)
Supply and Demand 216(2)
Things you Can Learn From your Dog 218(1)
What She Does Not Want 219(2)
The Importance of Being Ignorant 221(1)
The Handyman's Prayer 222(3)
About the Author 225(2)
About the Illustrator 227(1)
About the Photographer 228(1)
Acknowledgements 229