Claudia Alcock is looking for a hitman. Not just any hitman but one who can get the job done properly. After all, she may be a frizzy-haired, middle-aged woman with paranoid tendencies and a chequered romantic past, but shes no fool. Her cheating soon-to-be ex-husband Gary, aided by his equally unfaithful new lover Alexa, deserve nothing less than a fitting comeuppance.
Unfortunately for Claudia, Gary has plans of his own. Determined to secure Claudias fortune, he hires his own hitman whose messy efforts range from bombs to snipers to poisonous spiders.
Can Claudia dodge these increasingly ludicrous attempts on her life?
Zany, darkly comic and gloriously unpredictable.
