| Introduction |
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Why Should You Listen to Us? |
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6 | (4) |
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It's Me, the Head Pro. Sup? |
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10 | (1) |
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Having a Boyfriend for the Sake of Having a Boyfriend |
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11 | (3) |
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Quotes About Love and Why They're Bullshit |
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14 | (3) |
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Cue the Tears and Chocolate: There's No Such Thing as a Soul Mate |
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17 | (4) |
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Chapter 1 Hot Messes Need Love Too: Preparing to Date |
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21 | (28) |
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Getting Your Shit Together: It's Like Sephora for the Soul |
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23 | (7) |
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Getting Over Your Ex-Whatever |
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30 | (6) |
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How to Get Your Shit Together, Ugh |
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36 | (3) |
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What Are Men Attracted To? (by Head Pro) |
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39 | (4) |
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Shit Girls Care About (That Guys Don't Even Notice) |
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43 | (5) |
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48 | (1) |
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Chapter 2 So Now I'm Like, Really Pretty, Where Do I Find Him?: Getting Out There |
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49 | (36) |
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So Where Are All the Men? |
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50 | (5) |
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Online Dating: It's Only Weird If You Make It Weird |
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55 | (16) |
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Do Guys Care About Your Job? (by Head Pro) |
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71 | (2) |
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What Guys Think of Your Profile (by Head Pro) |
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73 | (4) |
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When Is It Okay for Me to Hit On a Guy? (by Head Pro) |
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77 | (3) |
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80 | (4) |
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84 | (1) |
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Chapter 3 The Way It Begins Is the Way It Ends: Hookups and Fuck Ups |
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85 | (46) |
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86 | (5) |
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91 | (8) |
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Flirting via Social Media: How to Make Sure You Never Get a Dick Pic |
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99 | (4) |
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Flirting: From a Bros Perspective (by Head Pro) |
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103 | (3) |
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106 | (9) |
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Use It or Lose It: Ditching the Dead Weight |
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115 | (3) |
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PSA: Do Not Accept These Dates |
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118 | (10) |
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128 | (3) |
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Chapter 4 Don't Push It, Focker: The Early Stages |
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131 | (26) |
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When It's Too Early to Show Your Crazy Side |
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132 | (2) |
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Things Guys Do (and Continue to Do) That We Don't Want You to Know About (by Head Pro) |
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134 | (3) |
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Early-Stage Social Media Etiquette: Take the Backseat |
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137 | (2) |
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Social Media: A Curse for the Shady Bros Living in a Shady World |
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139 | (1) |
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What His Social Media Says About Him: Less Is More |
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140 | (2) |
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Dealbreakers from a Guy's Perspective (by Head Pro) |
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142 | (2) |
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What Guys Think When You Decide to Have Sex with Them |
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144 | (3) |
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Seriously, Though: Don't Fucking Get Ahead of Yourself |
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147 | (7) |
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154 | (3) |
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Chapter 5 Making It or Breaking It: The Dating Process |
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157 | (34) |
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Chill the Fuck Out, He Is Not Your Boyfriend Yet (by Head Pro) |
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158 | (2) |
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How to Deal with Being Ghosted |
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160 | (4) |
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You Were Never Really Dating: Getting Over the Almost Boyfriend |
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164 | (4) |
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How Do You Eliminate Him from Your Life Despite the Fact That You Like, Really Don't Want To |
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168 | (4) |
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172 | (6) |
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So You're Dating a Psycho ... Dealbreakers in Casual Dating |
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178 | (5) |
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Dealbreakers from a Guy's Perspective (by Head Pro) |
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183 | (5) |
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188 | (3) |
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Chapter 6 Lock That Shit Down: Getting into a Relationship |
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191 | (66) |
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Defining Relationships in the Twenty-First Century |
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197 | (3) |
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Why Social Media Is the Fucking Worst for Relationships |
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200 | (4) |
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You Have a Boyfriend: Now What? |
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204 | (9) |
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Meeting the Friends and Family: Oh Fuck |
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213 | (1) |
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It's Not Me, It's Your Family |
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214 | (3) |
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Keeping Your Guy Interested |
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217 | (3) |
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Shitty Things You Should NOT Do in Relationships |
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220 | (4) |
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How to Fight Without Setting All His Clothes on Fire |
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224 | (5) |
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Dealing with His Annoying AF Tendencies |
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229 | (2) |
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Dealbreakers in Relationships (by Head Pro) |
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231 | (2) |
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Crying: How to Do It Without Becoming a Nicegirl |
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233 | (2) |
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Cheating: Is It Ever Excusable? |
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235 | (4) |
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This Isn't Working Out. How Do I Get Him to GTFO? |
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239 | (3) |
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I Just Got Dumped. WTF Do I Do Now!? |
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242 | (2) |
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Breaking Up Over Social Media |
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244 | (3) |
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What If He Tries to Get Back Together with Me? Should I Let Him? |
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247 | (2) |
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Endearing Habits vs. Annoying Habits (by Head Pro) |
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249 | (6) |
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255 | (2) |
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Chapter 7 Commitment and Shit: The "Serious" Relationship, Womp, Womp |
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257 | (46) |
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Changing Your Guy: Acceptance vs. Cutting Your Losses |
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258 | (2) |
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How Do I Know If My Relationship Is Moving Forward or Dunzo? |
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260 | (1) |
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Should You Ever Be the One to Broach Topics Like Engagement or Moving In? |
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261 | (6) |
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Sex: How to Stay Drunk in Love |
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267 | (4) |
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271 | (1) |
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271 | (4) |
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275 | (4) |
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Ultimatums: Are They Ever Okay? |
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279 | (2) |
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Does the Guy Just Know? (by Head Pro) |
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281 | (1) |
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Getting Engaged: Two Souls, One Shiny Bock |
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282 | (3) |
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Weddings: Defining the Bridal Betch |
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285 | (2) |
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So Once I Get Married Do I Get to Quit My Job Immediately? |
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287 | (2) |
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Prenups: Should I Get One or Are They Like, So Last Season? |
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289 | (1) |
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Stay Hot, It'll Make Everyone Happy |
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290 | (2) |
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How to Avoid the Marriage "Trap" (by Head Pro) |
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292 | (9) |
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301 | (2) |
| Conclusion: You Can Still Skip This Part |
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303 | (6) |
| Bonus Guide to Finding Love and Sh*t Like That |
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309 | (28) |
| Acknowledgments |
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