Introduction: From the Seriously Funny Mobile Unit |
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Oh Lana Turner We Love You Get Up: TV, Movies, Music, Cars, Cartoons - Poetry and Popular Culture |
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``Poem (Lana Turner Has Collapsed!)'' |
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3 | (1) |
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4 | (2) |
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``note, passed to superman'' |
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6 | (1) |
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``Farm Implements and Rutabagas in a Landscape'' |
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7 | (2) |
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9 | (2) |
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``Country-Western Singer'' |
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11 | (2) |
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``I'd Rather Look for Keys'' |
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13 | (2) |
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``Understanding Al Green'' |
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15 | (2) |
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``My Life at the Movies'' |
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17 | (2) |
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``What I Learned from the Incredible Hulk'' |
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19 | (1) |
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20 | (3) |
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23 | (4) |
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27 | (2) |
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``Billy Joel Gets Philosophical on Bravo'' |
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29 | (2) |
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``Vince Neil Meets Josh in a Chinese Restaurant in Malibu (after Ezra Pound)'' |
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31 | (2) |
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33 | (6) |
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I Was Alone When It Hit Me: The Self |
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39 | (2) |
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``To Jewishness, Paris, Ambition, Trees, My Heart, and Destiny'' |
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41 | (2) |
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43 | (3) |
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46 | (2) |
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48 | (2) |
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50 | (3) |
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``I Need to Be More French. Or Japanese.'' |
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53 | (2) |
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55 | (2) |
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57 | (3) |
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60 | (3) |
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``How You See Depends on Where You Go'' |
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63 | (1) |
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64 | (2) |
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``A Season of Provocations and Other Ethnic Dreams'' |
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66 | (3) |
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69 | (1) |
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70 | (2) |
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72 | (5) |
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My Old Reptile: Close Encounters of the Sexual Kind |
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77 | (1) |
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78 | (2) |
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80 | (2) |
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``Chit-Chat with the Junior League Women'' |
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82 | (2) |
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``Sex with a Famous Poet'' |
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84 | (2) |
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``Crawling Out at Parties'' |
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86 | (1) |
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87 | (2) |
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89 | (2) |
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91 | (1) |
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``While You Were Away ...'' |
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92 | (2) |
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``Disrespect at the Mall'' |
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94 | (2) |
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96 | (2) |
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98 | (3) |
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``The Secret Life of Barbie and Mr. Potato Head'' |
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101 | (1) |
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102 | (2) |
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``He Told Her He Loved Her'' |
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104 | (2) |
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``Girls, Look Out for Todd Bernstein'' |
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106 | (5) |
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The Heart Is a Lonely Perineum: Love, Marriage, Divorce, and Hatred |
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111 | (4) |
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115 | (2) |
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``The Theory of the Leisure Classes'' |
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117 | (2) |
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119 | (1) |
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120 | (2) |
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122 | (1) |
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123 | (1) |
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124 | (4) |
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128 | (2) |
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130 | (1) |
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131 | (1) |
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132 | (1) |
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133 | (1) |
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``And Day Brought Back My Night'' |
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134 | (1) |
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``The Heart Is a Lonely Perineum'' |
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135 | (2) |
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``For You, Sweetheart, I'll Sell Plutonium Reactors'' |
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137 | (2) |
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``Why I Hate Martin Frobisher'' |
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139 | (4) |
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Mothers of America Let Your Kids Go to the Movies: Family Life and Strife |
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143 | (2) |
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145 | (2) |
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147 | (2) |
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149 | (3) |
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152 | (1) |
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152 | (3) |
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155 | (2) |
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157 | (1) |
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158 | (3) |
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``We Take Our Children to Ireland'' |
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161 | (2) |
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163 | (2) |
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``Don't Know What Love Is'' |
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165 | (1) |
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``Upon Seeing an Ultrasound Photo of an Unborn Child'' |
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166 | (1) |
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167 | (2) |
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169 | (2) |
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``Praise for the Ford LTD'' |
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171 | (4) |
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Let Us Be Friends a While and Understand Our Differences: Fiends and Neighbors |
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175 | (2) |
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``You Can Change Your Life through Psychic Power'' |
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177 | (1) |
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``To Whoever Set My Truck on Fire'' |
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178 | (2) |
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``The Crybaby at the Library'' |
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180 | (2) |
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``The Search for Baby Combover'' |
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182 | (6) |
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``Heat Lightning in a Time of Drought'' |
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188 | (3) |
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``A Short History of the New South'' |
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191 | (2) |
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``High School Picture Re-take Day'' |
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193 | (1) |
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```Duo Tried Killing Man with Bacon''' |
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194 | (2) |
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196 | (2) |
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198 | (2) |
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200 | (3) |
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``I Said Yes but I Meant No'' |
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203 | (2) |
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``Not That Great of an Evening'' |
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205 | (3) |
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208 | (2) |
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210 | (2) |
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212 | (2) |
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214 | (7) |
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It Occurs to Me I Am America: Wrestling with a Huge Rococco National Identity |
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221 | (3) |
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224 | (2) |
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226 | (2) |
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228 | (2) |
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230 | (3) |
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233 | (2) |
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``Ode to American English'' |
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235 | (2) |
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``A Fact Which Occurred in America'' |
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237 | (2) |
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239 | (2) |
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241 | (2) |
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``Harryette Mullen Lecture on the American Dream'' |
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243 | (1) |
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``The Year I Was Diagnosed with a Sacrilegious Heart'' |
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244 | (2) |
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246 | (2) |
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248 | (2) |
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250 | (5) |
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From My Bowels to Your Inbox: Poetry Goes to Work |
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``A Diver for the NYPD Talks to His Girlfriend'' |
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255 | (2) |
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257 | (1) |
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``For the Women of the All-Female Bookkeeping Department at H. G. Smithy's'' |
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258 | (2) |
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260 | (1) |
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261 | (1) |
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262 | (2) |
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264 | (2) |
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``First Job: The Southern Sweets Sandwich Shop and Bakery'' |
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266 | (3) |
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269 | (2) |
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``Song of Money'' (translated from the Spanish by Mark Schafer) |
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271 | (2) |
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273 | (2) |
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``The Instruction Manual'' |
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275 | (6) |
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We Who Love Precise Language: Poems about Writing and Literature |
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281 | (1) |
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282 | (1) |
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``Selected Recent and New Errors'' |
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283 | (2) |
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``Appeal to the Grammarians'' |
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285 | (1) |
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286 | (2) |
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288 | (1) |
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289 | (1) |
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290 | (1) |
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291 | (1) |
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292 | (1) |
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293 | (1) |
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294 | (1) |
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295 | (3) |
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298 | (2) |
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300 | (3) |
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``Mother Lets Off a Little Steam'' |
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303 | (2) |
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``Borges at the Northside Rotary'' |
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305 | (4) |
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309 | (2) |
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311 | (4) |
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The Power of Weirdness: Talking Dogs, Chickens, Horses, Ducks, Bugs, and Other Entanglements Both Human and Un- |
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315 | (3) |
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318 | (2) |
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320 | (2) |
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``Homer's Seeing-Eye Dog'' |
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322 | (2) |
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``Something Like Happiness'' |
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324 | (2) |
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``The Dogs in Dutch Paintings'' |
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326 | (1) |
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327 | (2) |
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``Sorting the Entanglements'' |
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329 | (2) |
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``Daffy Duck in Hollywood'' |
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331 | (4) |
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``Trigger Tries to Explain'' |
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335 | (2) |
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337 | (2) |
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339 | (1) |
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340 | (3) |
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``The List of Famous Hats'' |
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343 | (1) |
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``Notes for My Body Double'' |
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344 | (5) |
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Mockery Was Still the Unforgivable Sin: Religion and Other Metaphysical Meanderings |
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349 | (2) |
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351 | (1) |
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352 | (1) |
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353 | (1) |
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354 | (2) |
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356 | (3) |
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359 | (2) |
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361 | (2) |
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363 | (2) |
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365 | (3) |
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``Wanda Why Aren't You Dead'' |
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368 | (2) |
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``Group Therapy Lounge, Columbia, South Carolina'' |
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370 | (3) |
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373 | (4) |
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``The Antichrist in Arkansas'' |
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377 | (2) |
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```A wooden eye. An 1884 silver dollar. A homemade explosive. A set of false teeth. And a 14-karat gold ashtray,''' |
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379 | (2) |
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381 | (4) |
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Everything Prophesied Will Erupt: The End of the World |
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385 | (3) |
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```Russia is big and so is China''' |
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388 | (1) |
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``Irreconcilable Differences'' |
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389 | (2) |
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391 | (2) |
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``Upon Hearing of My Friend's Marriage Breaking Up, I Envision Attack from Outer Space'' |
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393 | (2) |
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``Wrong Number after Midnight'' |
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395 | (2) |
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``Unusual Summer Weather'' |
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397 | (1) |
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398 | (1) |
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``A Pocket Guide to Trouble'' |
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399 | (3) |
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``Elvis, Be My Psychopomp'' |
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402 | (5) |
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407 | (2) |
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Credits |
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Index of Authors |
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