The stakes couldnt be higher at the poker service in the Russian Unorthodox Church over the chip shop: Ottoman Ozgur is after a crucial Greek recipe, but risks getting Stavros dreaded daughter instead.
Up the High Street, retired light-heavyweight Shakespeare OBriens Oxford Academy of Higher Learning could be about to lose its only student to the Chinese Secret Service. The Rev. Sunshine Jacksons Boys Club isnt doing much better, so if the juvenile delinquents wont join him, hell have to join them. Meanwhile serial loser Puffy Addit has got religion and job on the buses, and they dont mix well. Accidental celebrity chef Gordon Bennet is in well over his head, and so is Rob Turpin when he tuns up to nick a work of art he nicked once before.
If it aint one bloomin thing its another.