E-raamat: Great Indian Startup Scam

Three broke college students. Zero business plans. One highly terrified mafia gang.Vicky is a self proclaimed CEO looking for his first million dollar seed funding. Aman is a stressed out commerce student just trying to survive his CA exams without suffering a heart attack. And Pappu? Pappu is just here for the samosa and the red chutney.When Vicky accidentally joins the private WhatsApp group of the most dangerous extortion gang in Faridabad, he thinks he has finally found a secret club of billionaire angel investors. Instead of running for their lives, these absolute idiots start pitching their startup ideas and revenue models to the local don.What follows is the most chaotic corporate misunderstanding in history.The mafia mistakes Aman panic attacks about GST compliance and income tax audits for threats from an elite CBI task force. And when Pappu sends a highly aggressive voice note complaining about bad red chutney and dead potato stuffing, the goons are completely convinced they are dealing with a cartel of bloodthirsty psychopaths who fry their enemies in boiling oil.Will the boys survive the weekend, or will they accidentally take over the entire criminal underworld through sheer stupidity Grab a plate of snacks and get ready for a laugh out loud comedy where corporate jargon is deadlier than actual bullets, and a simple food complaint can force a ruthless mafia boss into early retirement. Welcome to The Great Indian Startup Scam.