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12 | (5) |
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17 | (28) |
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Stop Hooking Down And Start Hooking Up! |
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19 | (7) |
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Manipulate Someone Into Sleeping With You By Being Genuinely Interested In Them |
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26 | (2) |
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How To Infect Their Phone With The Virus Of You |
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28 | (2) |
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Send Sexts So Good, You'll Want Them To Get Leaked |
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30 | (4) |
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Are You Sexually Compatible? (Keeping In Mind He Gets Five Tries To Give You An Orgasm) |
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34 | (2) |
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69-Ing Your Way To A More Satisfied You |
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36 | (3) |
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Predict The Future Of The Relationship By Overanalyzing Brunch |
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39 | (6) |
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45 | (30) |
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Should You Date? An Equation |
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48 | (1) |
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How To Ask Someone Out On A Date After You've Already Slept With Them |
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49 | (3) |
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The Treacherous Lands Of Dating |
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52 | (3) |
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Who To Pretend To Be, Other Than Your Garbage Self |
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55 | (4) |
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Find Out If They're Playing Mind Games With You By Playing Mind Games With Them (With A Select Your Own "Venture"!) |
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59 | (4) |
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Define The Relationship By Overanalyzing How They Introduce You To Their Friends |
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63 | (4) |
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Piece Together What Their Last Relationship Was Like By Stalking Their Ex |
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67 | (3) |
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Casually Bring Up That You Want To Be Strictly Exclusive |
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70 | (5) |
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75 | (28) |
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Choose The Perfect Profile Picture For Social Media |
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77 | (4) |
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Single You Vs. Couple You |
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81 | (5) |
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What To Do Now That Everyone Wants To Bone You |
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86 | (2) |
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How To Relate To Your Single Friends Now That You're An Insufferable, Happy Person |
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88 | (4) |
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Your Insufferably Happy Schedule Now That You're In A New Relationship |
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92 | (1) |
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How To Survive Being A +1 At A Wedding: A Drinking Game |
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93 | (3) |
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Cobble Together An Anniversary Out Of Your Amorphous Beginnings |
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96 | (3) |
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Don't Say "I Love You" First |
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99 | (4) |
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IV Long-Term Relationship |
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103 | (20) |
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Stop Messing Around With Flashy Sexual Positions And Settle On The Two You Like |
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106 | (2) |
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Take Out Your Anger Responsibly (An Inventory Of What Is And What Isn't Ok To Throw During A Fight) |
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108 | (3) |
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Establishing Healthy Boundaries And Trust (Unless They Leave Their Email Open) |
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111 | (2) |
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Channel Your Jealousy Into Productive Activities |
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113 | (2) |
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Things You Can Admit You Like Now |
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115 | (2) |
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Things You Can Admit You Don't Like |
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117 | (2) |
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Pet Names You Should Never Say In Public |
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119 | (4) |
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123 | (28) |
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The Three "L"s: Love, Lust & Logistics |
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125 | (1) |
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Should You Move In Together? |
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126 | (2) |
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Test the Relationship By Not Hiring Movers |
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128 | (2) |
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How to Decorate Like the Adults You Aren't |
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130 | (3) |
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Distribute The Chores So You're Equally Not Doing Them |
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133 | (1) |
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134 | (1) |
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Which Streaming Service Has The Best Murder Porn? |
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135 | (3) |
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Should You Go to Your Friend's Birthday At A Bar? A Quiz |
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138 | (3) |
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Repair the Friendships You Destroyed While You Were Falling In Love |
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141 | (2) |
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Hosting A Dinner Party When You Don't Know Shit About Wine |
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143 | (3) |
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Are You Planning On Having Friends With Kids? |
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146 | (5) |
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151 | (28) |
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Pick The Perfect Blood Diamond For Your Engagement Ring |
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153 | (4) |
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How To Ask For Her Dad's Permission Like A Good Little Boy |
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157 | (3) |
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How To Surprise Her, Even Though You Just Picked Out A Ring Together |
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160 | (2) |
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How To Ruin Your Proposal By Trying To Make It Go Viral |
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162 | (1) |
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Ways To Stretch Your Engagement Celebration To Its Absolute Limit |
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163 | (4) |
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Learn To Love The Word Fiance, Ugh |
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167 | (2) |
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How To Tell Your In-Laws That You're Not Taking Their Last Name Without Sounding Like the Drippy Tampon of A Feminist They Suspect You are |
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169 | (4) |
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Establish Your Family As The Christmas Family By Turning Your Significant Other Against Their Own Parents |
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173 | (6) |
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179 | (21) |
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Damn It, Now You Have To Plan This Thing: A Checklist |
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182 | (6) |
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How To Discourage People You Don't Like From Coming To Your Wedding |
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188 | (3) |
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Seating Chart Battle Plan |
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191 | (1) |
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A List Of Outdated Traditions You Will Be Forced To Participate In |
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192 | (1) |
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Choosing Your Signature Sexist Wedding Cocktail |
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193 | (3) |
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Your Wedding Will Not Be The Best Day Of Your Life |
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196 | (2) |
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How To Have Obligatory Sex On Your Wedding Night |
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198 | (2) |
| Epilogue |
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