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2 | (36) |
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The Colonel of Truth: What Is the Deal with the Word Colonel? |
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14 | (5) |
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Fairweather Vowels: Why Is Ya Sometimes Vowel? |
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19 | (5) |
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Hey Large Spender: Why Do We Order a Large Drink and Not a Big One? |
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24 | (5) |
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Crazy English: Why Do We Drive on a Parkway and Park on a Driveway? |
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29 | (5) |
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What the Hell Is with What the Hell? |
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34 | (4) |
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38 | (44) |
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Thoroughly Tough, Right? Why Don't Tough, Through, and Dough Rhyme? |
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45 | (7) |
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Getting and Giving the General Gist: Why Are There Two Ways to Say the Letter G? |
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52 | (4) |
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Egging Them On: What Is the Egg Doing in Egg On? |
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56 | (3) |
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I Eated All the Cookies: Why Do We Have Irregular Verbs? |
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59 | (7) |
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It Goes By So Fastly: Why Do We Move Slowly but Not Fastly? And Step Softly but Not Hardly? |
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66 | (5) |
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Elegantly Clad and Stylishly Shod: Why Is It Clean-Shaven and Not Clean-Shaved? |
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71 | (4) |
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Six of One, Half a Twoteen of the Other: Why Is It Eleven, Twelve Instead of Oneteen, Twoteen? |
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75 | (4) |
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Woe Is We: Why Is It Woe Is Me, Not I Am Woe? |
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79 | (3) |
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82 | (34) |
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A Sizeable, Substantial, Extensive Vocabulary: Why Are There So Many Synonyms? |
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88 | (6) |
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Don't InSULT Me with That INsult: Are There Noun-Verb Pairs That Only Differ by Stress? |
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94 | (7) |
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Without Fail: Why Is It Without Fail and Not Failure or Failing? |
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101 | (4) |
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Ask the Poets Laureate: Why Is It Sum Total and Not Total Sum? |
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105 | (5) |
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Of Unrequited Lof: Why Isn't Of Spelled with a V? |
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110 | (6) |
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116 | (30) |
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Uninvited Ghuests: Why Are Ghost, Ghastly, and Ghoul Spelled with Gh? |
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123 | (4) |
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Gnat, Knot, Comb, Wrist: Why Do We Have Silent Consonants? |
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127 | (4) |
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Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda: Why Is There a Silent L? |
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131 | (4) |
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Peek, Peak, Piece, People: Why Are There So Many Ways to Write the `Ee' Sound? |
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135 | (5) |
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Crew, Grew, Stew, New ... Sew?: Why Don't Sew and New Rhyme? |
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140 | (6) |
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146 | (34) |
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Get Receipts on Those Extra Letters: Why Is There a P in Receipt, an L in Salmon, and a B in Doubt} |
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155 | (5) |
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Asthma, Phlegm, and Diarrhea: Why AH the Extra Letters? |
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160 | (5) |
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The Data Are In on the Octopi: What's the Deal with Latin Plurals? |
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165 | (5) |
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Too Much Discretion: Keeping Discreet and Discrete Discrete, Discreetly |
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170 | (5) |
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Pick a Color/Colour: Can't We Get This Standardized/Standardised? |
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175 | (5) |
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180 | (62) |
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Couth, Kempt, and Ruthful: Why Have Some Words Lost Their Better Halves? |
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187 | (5) |
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If It Ain't Broke, Don't Scramble It: Why Is There No Egg in Eggplant? |
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192 | (4) |
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Proving the Rule: How Can an Exception Prove a Rule? |
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196 | (3) |
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How Dare You Say "How Try You"!: Why Dare Isn't Like the Other Verbs |
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199 | (3) |
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Release the Meese: Why Isn't the Plural of Moose Meese? |
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202 | (4) |
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Why Do Noses Run and Feet Smell?: A Corny Joke with a Serious Answer |
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206 | (6) |
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Negative Fixation: Why Can You Say "This Won't Take Long" but Not "This Will Take Long"? |
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212 | (6) |
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Abbreviation Deflation: Why Is There an R in Mrs.? |
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218 | (3) |
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How It Comes to Be: How Come We Say How Come? |
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221 | (5) |
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Phrasal Verbs---Let's Go Over Them: But Don't Try to "Go Them Over" (You Can Look Them Over Though) |
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226 | (7) |
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Terrible and Terrific, Awful and Awesome: How Does the Same Root Get Opposite Meanings? |
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233 | (4) |
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Literally Messed Up: How Did Literally Get to Mean Figuratively? |
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237 | (5) |
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That's Enough Now, English |
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242 | (3) |
Acknowledgments |
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245 | (2) |
Notes |
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247 | (4) |
Bibliography |
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251 | (4) |
Index |
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