School isn't just about passing exams. It's about surviving them.Welcome to Saint Gabriel's Academy (S.G.A.), a place where the sun is aggressive, the uniforms are two sizes too big, and the teachers are the "e;hunters"e; while the students are the "e;gazelles"e;. For Leke, a self-proclaimed "e;Last Bencher,"e; surviving the first term requires a specific set of skills known as Stealth Mode.Leke's "e;Three Pillars of Stealth"e; are simple: The Super-Ironed Uniform: If your shirt lines are sharp enough to cut paper, teachers assume your brain is just as sharp. The Middle Seat: The perfect invisibility cloak between the nerds in the front and the troublemakers in the back. The Serious Face: Always carry a thick textbook—even to the toilet—so no one asks you to sweep the yard.But Leke's life of invisibility is under siege. His father has issued "e;The Speech"e;: if Leke gets one red mark on his report card, he's headed to his uncle's cocoa farm—a place with no Wi-Fi and even less mercy.To stay in school, Leke must navigate "e;Sudden Inspections"e; by the biscuit-snatching Senior Bakare and form a high-stakes alliance with Tunde—a robotic genius nicknamed "e;The Cyborg"e;. Together, they build the "e;Milo-Mafia,"e; using chocolate malt powder as a secret currency to trade for homework help, bribe authority figures, and power their underground "e;Milo-Tin Generator"e;.From hiding contraband in a mango tree to distracting teachers with "e;rare bird"e; sightings, Leke's first term is a hilarious, high-stakes battle of wits.Will Leke's "e;Stealth Mode"e; be enough to survive the term, or is he destined for a life on the cocoa farm Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and The Terrible Two, Last Bench Chronicles is the ultimate survival guide for any "e;gazelle"e; trying to stay one step ahead of the "e;hunters."e;
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