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E-raamat: Lessons from the Land of Pork Scratchings: A Miserable Yank Finds Happiness in the UK

  • Formaat: 256 pages
  • Ilmumisaeg: 06-Aug-2009
  • Kirjastus: Simon & Schuster Ltd
  • Keel: eng
  • ISBN-13: 9781847399519
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  • Keel: eng
  • ISBN-13: 9781847399519
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A stressed-out New York men's magazine editor gets posted to the UK and realises happiness is more easily achieved by adopting the British attitude to life -- expecting the worst and going to the pub.

Greg Gutfeld was a high-achieving New Yorker in therapy when he was posted to the UK to take up the position of editor of Maxim magazine. Once settled in London he had something of a cultural epiphany. Service and transport were poor and slow, food was soggy and came in tiny portions and the beer was warm. The British, he decided, viewed the world through a prism of dreariness but, despite this, they seemed to be more cheerful than his fellow countrymen, who expected to be happy on demand.
After two years in the UK, Gutfeld was12 kilos heavier but a lot more content. The key to his new-found contentment lay in adopting the British attitude to life: having diminished expectations reaps its own rewards. His hilarious observations on British culture, rituals and peculiarities at all levels of society are an illuminating insight into the land of pubs and curry, where everyone is called 'mate' and people with pimples and greasy hair can get on primetime TV.
Acknowledgements ix
Introduction xi
The Life Coach
1(4)
The Letter `U'
5(2)
Zippers
7(1)
Rula Lenska
8(3)
The Plane
11(3)
The Guardsman Bear
14(1)
The Minicab
15(2)
A British Hotel
17(2)
Blood Pudding
19(4)
Guinness
23(3)
Cutlery
26(3)
The King and Queen
29(3)
The Dishwasher
32(3)
Traffic Wardens
35(3)
The Lift
38(2)
Jeremy Paxman
40(2)
The Pub Lunch
42(3)
Cunts
45(2)
Mates
47(2)
The Underdog
49(2)
Chicken and Stuffing Sandwiches
51(2)
The Mortimer Street Cafe
53(2)
The Scarf
55(3)
Crisps
58(2)
Bank Holidays
60(1)
Ibiza
61(3)
Pepperami
64(1)
Fairy Cakes
65(2)
The Christmas Cracker
67(2)
The Black Cab
69(4)
The Drunken Man
73(3)
Vomit
76(2)
Shit Tattoos
78(2)
Gingers
80(2)
The Corpse
82(2)
Old People
84(3)
The TV Tax Licence
87(4)
Clouds and Tramps
91(3)
Irn-Bru
94(2)
The Mobile Disco DJ
96(2)
The Queue
98(4)
Benylin
102(2)
Pork Scratchings
104(3)
The Bath
107(2)
Shitcunt
109(4)
Shower Gel
113(3)
The Corner Shop
116(2)
Oven Cleaner
118(2)
The Stone Roses
120(3)
Pub Dogs
123(2)
The Round
125(2)
Cobra Extra Smooth Premium Double Filtered Lager
127(3)
The Office Reruns on UKTV Gold
130(2)
Hen Parties
132(3)
Car Boot Sale
135(1)
Wellies
136(1)
The Sun and the Stocks
137(3)
Bobbies
140(2)
The Barmaid
142(2)
Bald Guys and Beer Bellies
144(4)
New Year's Eve at the King and Queen
148(2)
Straight Hair and Big Belts
150(2)
The Pub Toilet Door
152(3)
Darts
155(1)
Mushy Peas
156(1)
Herpes
157(2)
The Pub Quiz
159(2)
Earl Grey in a Chipped Mug
161(2)
Sainsbury's Bachelor Alley
163(3)
The Fat Man Across the Street
166(3)
Gardening Leave
169(2)
Gum Wads on Kate Moss's Face
171(3)
The Foxtons Mini Cooper
174(2)
ASBOs
176(4)
Chicken Fried Chicken
180(1)
Ice Cubes
181(2)
Swans
183(2)
Nil-Nil
185(5)
The Fox and Dog
190(2)
Wasps
192(1)
Royal Ascot
193(4)
Pickled Eggs
197(1)
Waving at People On, or From, Boats
198(1)
Windbreaks on the Beach
199(5)
The 35p Coin
204(4)
Chicken Balti Pie
208(4)
Lou Beal
212(2)
The Ripper
214(3)
Martin Kemp
217(1)
The Draught
218(4)
The Fox Hunt
222(2)
Thatched Roofs
224(2)
High Tea
226(4)
New Year's Day Parade
230(2)
The New Piccadilly Cafe
232(3)
Epilogue 235(1)
Afterword with Johnny Rotten 236