Is it time for you to just give up?
Because every time you aim low, you&;ll feel like you&;ve died and gone to Disneyland. You&;ll be in a place where you&;re never concerned about hard work, a place where you never feel guilty for goofing off all day, a place where nobody expects anything from you, a place where choosing to eat a third corn dog--or not--will be the hardest decision of your day.
No, You Can&;t also offers such crumbs of wisdom as:
- Hope is a crutch. Crutches are only good for getting two things: awesome parking at the mall and sympathy dates. Otherwise, they will just slow you down.
- You can&;t be a failure when you have no hope of winning.
- Whoever said nothing is easy has never tried quitting.
Aiming low is as easy as breathing. You can practically do it without thinking. And the skills required to get there--like quitting and making excuses--take less time to learn than you might imagine. All you need is No, You Can&;t and the stark realization that you don&;t really want to &;be all that you can be.&; In fact, your expectations can go so low that anything you DO achieve is completely surprising.
A hilarious gift book for those who were invited to life’s big banquet and ended up working at the drive-through. Funny, cynical, well written, snarky--call this book what you want, but millions of people will identify with the message in No, You Can’t.